So funny, what makes Drunks such a target?

I was soooo drunk the other night. Absolutely and utterly plastered. What a state I was in! I don't normally get like that.

I got to the bottom of the stairs and I quietly took my shoes off, followed by my socks.

Then I took my jacket off, and my shirt too.

Then I removed my trousers and my underpants.

I then crept upstairs, trying to stay on my tiptoes, and trying so hard not to make a sound. Very difficult, bearing in mind the state I was in!

It was only when I got to the top of the stairs that I realised I was on the bus......