I was soooo drunk the other night. Absolutely and utterly plastered. What a state I was in! I don't normally get like that.
I got to the bottom of the stairs and I quietly took my shoes off, followed by my socks.
Then I took my jacket off, and my shirt too.
Then I removed my trousers and my underpants.
I then crept upstairs, trying to stay on my tiptoes, and trying so hard not to make a sound. Very difficult, bearing in mind the state I was in!
It was only when I got to the top of the stairs that I realised I was on the bus......