22 January 2009

Caution They are out there... walking among us...

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where???'

They Walk among us!!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.*

They Walk among us!!

I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the half-kgr.

They Walk among us!!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk...

They Walk among us!!

My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....

They Walk among us!!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk among us!!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...

They Walk among us!!

While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

YepThey Walk among us!!

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!!!

Apparently, this is supposed to be a depressing time of year, or the most depressing day of the year - with all the credit crunch news, the jobs being lost and companies in administration it's nice to know that some things probably will never change.


Rach said...

Isn't it just! and the wiliest bird of them all comes up to remind us....thanks Sage....xx

Anonymous said...

Awww, I so enjoyed reading that. It really made me smile, LOL.

I dunno, some people really shouldn't be unleashed on the general public, Haha.

Still, at least they keep the rest of us amused ;-)


Scribbit said...

Too funny! One time my husband and I were driving in the car and I said "I wonder if it's windy outside?" and he said, "WHy don't you roll down the window and feel if it is?" And he almost had me reaching for the handle on the window.

Kathy G said...

Thanks for the laugh today.

The W.O.W. factor said...

Oh I can always use some good humor! Thanks Sage! I loved the lost luggage one!

"They walk among us"...in far too many numbers I'm afraid!
~Hugs My Friend~

Train Wreck said...

hahahaa thankss for the smile! It is true! They are all around us!!!