29 December 2008

Sage Advice

As this year draws to a close, and the New Year has yet to arrive, I leave you with some words of advice about life in general.

  • Keep Skunks, Bankers and Lawyers at a safe distance.
  • A bumble bee is considerably faster than you are
  • Meanness doesn't just happen overnight
  • It doesn't take a big person to hold a grudge
  • The best sermons are lived, not preached
  • Don't judge people by their relatives
  • Don't interfere with something that isn't bothering you
  • The biggest troublemaker you ever have to deal with is the one that looks back at you in the mirror
  • Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got
  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging
  • Do not corner anything you know that is meaner than you
  • Most of the stuff people worry about isn't going to happen anyway
and finally
  • Forgive your enemies, as this messes their heads up
With all blessings to you and your family this end of year, March on Fathertime, March on...

3 comments:

Elaine said...

These blessings are returned to you, multiplied

A. said...

I think you're being unfair to skunks.

Lakeland Jo said...

very wise- I like it