29 December 2008

Sage Advice

As this year draws to a close, and the New Year has yet to arrive, I leave you with some words of advice about life in general.

  • Keep Skunks, Bankers and Lawyers at a safe distance.
  • A bumble bee is considerably faster than you are
  • Meanness doesn't just happen overnight
  • It doesn't take a big person to hold a grudge
  • The best sermons are lived, not preached
  • Don't judge people by their relatives
  • Don't interfere with something that isn't bothering you
  • The biggest troublemaker you ever have to deal with is the one that looks back at you in the mirror
  • Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got
  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging
  • Do not corner anything you know that is meaner than you
  • Most of the stuff people worry about isn't going to happen anyway
and finally
  • Forgive your enemies, as this messes their heads up
With all blessings to you and your family this end of year, March on Fathertime, March on...


Elaine said...

These blessings are returned to you, multiplied

Anonymous said...

I think you're being unfair to skunks.

Lakeland Jo said...

very wise- I like it