23 October 2010

Saturday Satire - English Lesson

A teacher asks her class to construct a sentence including the word "fascinate"

Cindy puts her hand up and says, my father collects stamps I think that is fascinating.

Not quite right the teacher said but very close.

Johnny puts his hand up, now the teachers had trouble with Johnny before and is warry of his reply but she thinks he can't do much with fascinate so she say go on then Johnny.

My grandmother's got a cardigan with ten buttons on it but her t*ts are so big she can only fasten eight.