Mick is walking past Paddy's farm one evening when he hears seductive music coming from the barn. he looks through the window to see Paddy dancing and stripping off his clothes.
"Jaysus Paddy, what are you doing ?" says Mick.
"Its not what you think" says Paddy "me and the wife have been drifting apart lately so I went to see one of those counsellors and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor".