21 August 2010

Saturday Satire - For a Tenner

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends, when Steven, an exceptionally tall handsome, extremely sexy, middle aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. 

This seasoned yet playful heart-throb noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as any man would). Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,"I'll do anything that you want me to, no matter how kinky, for £10. 

On one condition...."

Flabbergasted, but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied," You have to tell me what to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then took a £10 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said..."

"Clean my house."


Eliza said...

Love it. I could just do with someone to clean my house.

Michael said...

This is joke right? On enever knows! LOL.