14 May 2011

Saturday Satire: Paddy & Murphy's Hunting Trip

Paddyand Murphy flew to Canada on a hunting trip.

They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.

However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Murphy survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Murphy, "Any idea where we are?"

Murphy replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."


dickiebo said...

Keep up gal! lol.

Duncan D. Horne said...

We used to tell short Paddy and Murphy jokes when we were younger.

Paddy and Murphy were sitting on the floor - paddy fell off.....we used to laugh quite a lot about it!

Duncan In Kuantan

Eliza said...

Ha ha :-)