07 May 2011

Saturday Satire : Honda

BM rider goes to see the Doctor.

The Doc asks him what's wrong and he says,

"Every time I fart it comes out saying Honda. It's very embarrassing."

The Doc gets him to drop his trousers and bend over, and has a look.

"Ah, I can see the problem, you have a large abcess just inside your anus."

"What's that got to do with the sound?" the BM rider asked.

"Well, it's really quite simple," said the Doc. "Abcess makes the fart go Honda.........."


Angus said...

I love it:)

From a Honda owner.

Eliza said...

*Groaning* Love it though :-)
Thanks for your support Sage ((hugs))

soubriquet said...

Reminds me of the joke about the two african medical students in the gynaecology wing of a large teaching hospital. One is saying to the other "Wumbb. w u m b b, definitely." "No", says the other, it's "Whomba, Whomba!".
"I think", says a passing, and very haughty registrar, "that it's actually 'Womb' w o m b, but in this department, we say 'Uterus'."
The registrar moves on, secure in her superior knowledge, leaving the two students staring at each other, dumbfounded.

soubriquet said...

"How the hell would she know?", mutters one, "where would she ever have heard a hippopotamus farting underwater?"