The United States Center for Contagious Disease Control has issued a level 1 warning about a new virulent strain that has been quickly spreading. The disease is contracted through dangerously high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, and is pronounced "gonna re-elect 'em."
Research has confirmed that most victims contracted this dangerous and destructive disease after having been screwed in November 2008. It is expected to infect the general population of the United Kingdom widely in May 2010.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how destructive this disease has become and have further learned that it is easily cured....by simply voting out all incumbents!
2 comments:
ah yes but will there then be a new strain of ..... ImelectedbutIhaventafuckinclue and therefore I'm going to change everything cause I can,and you can't stop me cause you elected me... Just asking?
xx
~giggle~
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