17 October 2009

Saturday Satire - The Wisdom of Lecturers

One night, four college students were partying until late and did not study for an exam which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning, they thought of a plan.

They made themselves look as dirty and greasy as possible.

Then they went to the lecturer and said that they gone out last night and on the way home their car had burst a tyre, they had no spare and they had pushed the car all the way home, and they were in no condition to do the test.

The lecturer kindly allowed them to do the re-test next day.

They thanked him and said they would be ready same time tomorrow.

They studied hard that evening and turned up for the exam ready and confident.

The lecturer said that this was a special test and all four would be required to sit in separate rooms for the exam.

They all agreed as they had prepared so well last night.

The exam consisted of one single question, worth a total of 100 marks.....

a) Front Left. b) Front Right.
c) Rear Left. d) Rear Right.