A man goes to see his doctor feeling very unwell and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests.
He wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital. Then the phone by his bed rings, he answers it.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely contagious!"
"Oh my God," cries the man."What are you going to do doctor?"
"Well, for now we are going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes and pita bread."
"So that will cure then, doctor?" asked the man hopefully.
The doctor replied,"Well no...... but its the only food we can get under the door."