05 September 2009

Saturday Satire : Love in Later Years

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and then down the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.

Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other.

His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was thoroughly aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

The man, however, stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why have you stopping?" she whispered in a throaty voice.

He whispered back, "I found the remote."

3 comments:

Kippers Dickie said...

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Rach said...

That was great I too nearly choked on my coffee..xx

Eliza said...

Oh that was so funny, nearly inhailed my wine!