28 February 2009

Saturday Satire - Bubba

A small Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the mood", and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem.

The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Bubba, a biker and part-time grounds keeper, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.

Bubba, like most bikers, had little education, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Bubba was approached with a proposition.

Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for £100?

Bubba showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Bubba announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."

The park administrators quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.

"Well," said Bubba, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the £100."


Asclepius said...

HAHA! where do you keep getting these from? Its actually gotten to the point where I look forward to saturdays to see what you'll come up with next :D

Elaine said...

Oh, I love it!

gemmak said...

Fab! ;o)

~An9eL~ said...

hello sage, it's Angel here - ~A DayDreamer's Soliloquy~ . I've moved my blog to angel-heng.blogspot.com, I'd love it if you will update my new url in your reading list. Thanks :)

Dark Side said...

Thanks Sage, I was just thinking yesterday whether you would be up to Saturday Satire and I am very pleased to see it is just as good as ever....(((hugs)))xxx

Janet said...

That's a new one. And just as funny as all the others!

AnneDroid said...

Jings - wasn't expecting that. Lol.

Relax Max said...

I know this post is a bit old for me to comment on, but I saw a clip on tv of an old show that reminded me of this post.

The old show was am American sitcom and you probably didn't get it, but it starred comedian Bob Newhart and he was a writer who owned an old Inn in New England. Anyway, he had this handyman-caretaker who was supposed to be maintaining the old Inn and he never really did much work.

One time the furnace went out and the handyman comes into the lobby where Bob was at the desk, and he told Bob that he had found out that installation of the new furnace parts would cost $80 for labor from the repair people. And Bob says, "I rather thought YOU would take care of that." And the salaried handyman says, "Bob, I don't have $80."

When I saw that old clip on tv tonight, I thought of your gorilla joke for some reason.

You doing ok?