Saturday Satire : Scottish Biker
A Scots Biker walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase we Scotsmen normally use so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in
the line to check out where the lady was who told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a Scottish soldier standing in there at attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no. I didn't. All I saw was a auld veteran sitting on two duffle bags!!!
2 comments:
Talking of "Auld Veterans" (like me), I was just over another 'Auld Veteran' known as Dickiedo. :)
On his web-site I found a picture of a really attractive lady called 'Sage'!
Could this be..... the very same 'Sage' who I have the pleasure of responding to?
If so, I am indeed, very pleased to at last, put a charming face to a 'long time' blogging friend. x
It is Bernard, it is... must get a better picture than that as it was taken after a hot evening in the biodome of the Eden Project lol
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