12 December 2010

Saturday Satire : One Sunday Morning

One Sunday morning, a priest decided to do something a little different.
He said, 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind'

The pastor shouted out

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison,

The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation began
to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'

The pastor said 'POWER.'
The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

The Pastor said 'SEX'
The congregation fell into total silence.

Everyone was in shock.
They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing .........................



Annette said...


Eliza said...

Funny :-)

Bernard said...

I'm just dropping by to wish you a very, very happy Christmas and of course, all the very best wishes for 2011. I envy you, and your move to a new and exciting environment. I wish I had the courage to take that momentous step.
Good luck to you.