A Belfast blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?”.
The Clerk says, “What denomination?”.
The blond says, “God help us, has it come to this? Give me 22 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Church of Ireland, and 6 Baptist”.
Have a good Christmas everyone, may you get what you don't expect but what you need.