23 May 2009

Saturday Satire - The vacation

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and scenery when a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight toward them.

They couldn't help but stare, but when she passed them she winked and smiled and said, "Good Morning Father," " Good Morning Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed them by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits (so loud, you hear them before you saw them) and some mirror lens sunglasses.

Again they settled on the beach to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde came walking toward s them again in an even smaller bikini ( they were really glad they had sunglasses on, as their eyes nearly popped out of their heads).

Again , she approached them and greeted them individually. "Good Morning Father," "Good Morning Father." As she started to walk away one of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,"Just a minute young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know?"

"Oh Father, don't you recognise me? I'm Sister Angelica."

2 comments:

Dark Side said...

That one caught me off guard...lol..xx

Hogday said...

I had to think that one through, as well- got there in the end!