26 February 2011

Saturday Satire : The Bikers

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,  "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.   

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous

Why are you committing suicide?" 

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......" 


Anonymous said...

spend next two hours washing mouth out!!!!!!!! lol.

L'Aussie said...

You completely got me with this one!

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Eliza said...

Oh it took a couple of seconds before the penny dropped, then I spat all over the computer :-)
Good one.

Anonymous said...

I think I dated that guy...