"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started"
So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished. I was amazed, and felt determined to rectify this situation, starting right now.
So before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how good I feel hic...