20 November 2010

Saturday Satire - The Golfer

A man staggers into A&E with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture full of cows. 

We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white and shiny at its rear end. 

I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's behind.

That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

"I don't remember much after that."


Eliza said...

Thanks for the giggle, love it :-)

Bernard said...

Another 'coffee on the keyboard' moment for me!
Where do you dig them up from?