A Conversation in Heaven.
SYLVIA- "Hi Wanda."
WANDA- "Hi Sylvia. How did you die?"
SYLVIA- "I froze to death."
WANDA- "How horrible."
SYLVIA- "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. How about
you?"
WANDA- "I died of a massive heart-attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But, instead I found him all by himself in his den, watching TV."
SYLVIA- "What happened?"
WANDA- "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, so I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up the attic and
searched, and down the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked under the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over and died."
SYLVIA- "Pity you didn't look in the freezer--- we'd both be still alive."
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