29 January 2011

Saturday Satire : A Caring Golf Husband

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack.
"Help me, dear" she groans to her husband.

He quickly calls 999 on his cell phone, and after a brief conversation, picks up his putter and lines up his putt.

His wife picks up her head off the green and glares at him ...."I'm dying over here and you're putting?"

"Don't worry sweetheart," says the husband calmly, "They found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you."

"Well, how long will it take to get here?" she feebly asks him.

"No time at all. Everybody has agreed to let him play through."