Saturday Satire : Drs' Smith & Jones

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". 

The council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". 

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go. 

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.. 

Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good. 

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again! 

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance, 

"Nuts and Butts" - no way, 

"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good, 

"Loons and Moons" - forget it. 

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends". 

Everyone loved it.