Great Truths

• Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree

• Wrinkles don't hurt

• Families are like fudge, mostly sweet … with a few nuts

• Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground

• Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside

• Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy

From AnneDroid

• Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately it kills all of its pupils

About Growing Old :

• Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

• Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get

• When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you are down there

• You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster

• It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions

• Time might be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician

• Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone