01 May 2010

Saturday Satire : The New Assistant

A chemist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" he asked his assistant, who replied, "He came in for cough medicine, but I couldn't find any. I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives."

"You stupid idiot," said the chemist. "You cannot treat a cough with any sort of laxatives."

"Of course you can," the assistant replied. "Look at him, he daren't cough now."

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