27 March 2010

Saturday Satire - The Assassin

This man wanted to get rid of his wife of 40 years so went and hired a Hit-man. He told him what he wanted him to do, paid the man's fee and then asked how he was going to do it.

The Hit-Man said. " I will use a high powered rifle and aim a shot just below her left breast.

The man replied. "That's no good I want her dead not just knee-capped."

1 comment:

Hadriana's Treasures said...

Award for you over at mine!