01 August 2011

Weather Forecast

The Archbishop of Canterbury and the Royal Commission for Political correctness announced today the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as "English Weather".

Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, it is now to be referred to as: "Muslim Weather" (Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite)

1 comment:

Relax Max said...

That's funny. The last 4 words took my by surprise. :)