14 August 2011

Six Truths in Life

1 . You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck .
2 . All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3 . And discover #1 is a lie. 
4 . You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5 . You soon will Share this with another idiot.
6 . There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this...but I'm an idiot and I needed some company ♥♥♥

1 comment:

Bernard said...

I can lie in my bed every morning and think "Oh god, why did I have that extra glass of red wine last night?"
My mouth is dry and looking up at the ceiling, I put out my poor dehydrated tongue and think - what an idiot!