A man near retirement age had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course he was a bit on edge because all of his friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted..
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large, unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at him, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, he recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A idiot CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”