A Priest, A Minister and a Rabbi and all were trying to see who was the best at their job.
They decided to go to the woods find a bear and convert it.
One week later they all came back with their stories:
The priest went first and said “ well when I went out into the woods I found a bear and I gave him communion and now he's a regular church goer."
The minister said he found his by the stream and baptized him and now he goes to my church frequently."
When the rabbis turn came he was in a wheelchair with a full body cast and he said "perhaps I shouldn't have started with the circumcision"