04 November 2009

Love Story

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Sorry I couldn't resist this especially with the advent of the main winter flu season.


Anonymous said...

Ye gods - piggy flu is no fun. Its currently got me strapped to the bed and is showing me no mercy!

Kath said...

Blimey, that was an eye catcher! :D

~An9eL~ said...

I'm currently feeling a little war waging in my body... hopefully my immune system doesn't disappoint!

Do stay healthy :)

mrs. fuzz said...

ha ha! I came over to say hello and thought for a sec there that I had some kind of pervy reader, but it was an ode to the flu. We just got over it ourselves, hopefully it doesn't find its way to you!

Kippers Dickie said...

A love of Flu?
Ye gods what will they think of next.

Kathy G said...

Too funny!

Your thoughts, or did you find this somewhere else and post it?