Saturday Satire : The Milk Bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milk-man to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milk-man read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milk-man said, “I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.”

The milk-man asked, “Do you want it Pasteurized?”

The blonde said, “No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes.”