A man staggers into A&E with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture full of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white and shiny at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's behind.
That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'
"I don't remember much after that."
2 comments:
Thanks for the giggle, love it :-)
Another 'coffee on the keyboard' moment for me!
Where do you dig them up from?
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