03 July 2010

Saturday Satire : Two Nuns

Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said 'It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so that Mother Superior doesn't find them.'

The second nun said, 'I've found a marvellous invention called the condom, which works really well for this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!'

The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them.

'You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them.'

The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter.

'Good morning sister,' said the pharmacist. 'What can I do for you today?'

'I'd like some condoms please' said the nun.

The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked, 'How many boxes would you like -- there are twelve to a box.'

'I'll take six boxes that should last about a week' said the nun.

The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, 'Sister, what size condoms would you like? We have large, extra large, and the big liar size.'

The sister thought for a minute, and finally said, 'I'm not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel?

The pharmacist fainted.

2 comments:

Hogday said...

Thank goodness! for a minute I thought the punchline was going to be about butts, thankfully it was just about bestiality lol. Glad I dropped by because you've given me the finishing scene from the war film screenplay I've been working on. I'm in the lead role as a dashing moustachioed RAF pilot with a drink, drug and flying problem. The final scene - I wrestle with the controls of my burning Spitfire over the town, trying to avoid a brothel and the distillery next door, I choose to crash into the Nunnery - it was a snap decision, made in the best interests of humanity.

Grumpy Old Ken said...

The first new joke I've heard for many a while, well done!