15 October 2012

50 Shades of Grey


A husbands view

The missus bought a Paperback

...down Shepton, Saturday,
I had a look inside her bag;
....T'was "fifty shades of grey".


Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
.....I must dominate !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;

About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of Grey.