Jock's nephew came to him with a problem.
"I
have my choice of two women," he said, "a beautiful, penniless young
girl whom I love dearly, and a rich old widow whom I can't stand."
"Follow your heart; marry the girl you love," Jock counseled.
"Very well, Uncle Jock," said the nephew, "that's sound advice."
"By the way," asked Jock "where does the widow live?"
Well, you could say that with age comes wisdom - or at least practicality!
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