Wise Herb's Random Jottings

It has been such a long time since I put anything here.. so much has gone on in my life, so many changes. One major change is that I have ...

My mate ended up trapped at his new job for 24 hours the other day there - told me working in a chocolate factory is downright dangerous A w...

The Grim Reaper came for me last night , and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. A mate of mine recently ad...

A day I celebrate, not for St Patrick but because it is my Dad's birthday. Today he would have been 82 years old and we would have gone ...

A man goes to the doctors and asks why he's been feeling ill. The doctor examines him and replies "I'm sorry to tell you, you...

Peptobimbo ...Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out, increases breast size, decreases intelligenc...

Sorry, my bad, I have been so busy at work recently that this blog has taken a back seat. It is nice for me, as I am interested in what I ...

Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge be...

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chau...

We shouldn't complain, but we do.. we brits love the weather it is a great talking point and even the papers enter in to the spirit of t...

Trevor Grills, one of the Fisherman's Friends died yesterday following a tragic accident at Guildford at the weekend. I loved his rendit...

The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. ... "Sorry to bother you...